The Birth Of A Pastime

Dream 12.3.2017

I've made it. The big leagues. I'm on the baseball team. My friends dad is the coach. Many of my high school friends have made it as well.

I'm up to bat. I hit the ball so hard, it must be a home run. It isn't. But I do make it to first. The bases are arranged in a weird manner. On first, second and third, there are two bases; a square base and a home plate. While standing on first. One of my teammates stands on the first base home plate and bats. I have to watch out that I don't get beamed.  When he hits, I run to second. When it looks as if I have a chance, I steal for third. Right before I arrive, the ball gets thrown to the third baseman and he tags the base. I'm out. I throw a fit. I punch the tin siding on the dugout. I sit back on the bench. My teammates don't say a word to me.

Another day, we are playing the Ku Klux Klan. They are even dressed in their ghostly sheets. It seems that the KKK doesn't want to play baseball but rather pick a fight. The ghosts walk into our dugout and start swinging. We fight back. People are dying left and right. I find a hole in the back of the dugout and make a run for it. Triple H from the WWE starts chasing me.

We then drop into, what I can only guess is, a wormhole. It does remind me of Interstellar. Also Tron. I run through grids, times and spaces. Triple H and another guy are behind me. I get away when Triple H and the other guy fall through loose grids. (I then take on their perspective). Somehow they escape the wormhole.

Triple H and the other guy drive through American desert, an abandoned wasteland. Something bad happened while we were stuck in the wormhole. Possibly a nuclear war. A creature gets into the car with them. It's merely the size of a grown mans fist. It kills the one guy but lets Triple H live. The wrestler and the creature fall in love. They drive back to Texas where, I think, the baseball game occurred. Dream ends.

I wake up

Jewelry

Dream 9/12/2017

My mom, sister and I am travelling to California to visit a jewelry shop. The shop is owned by Madonna and Chris Jericho, the wrestler, works there as well. We make it to the shop. Madonna helps me pick out a few rings. Chris Jericho throws his arm around my shoulder like we are pals. Another famous person works here but I don't recognize him. We leave Madonna's jewelry shop and return home.

I am driving through a small town. I get lost but it is okay because I feel adventurous.

My sister's high school class is having a reunion. I come along. I see several people from my class here. I try to lay low because if they find out it is not my class reunion, they will kick me out. I sit at a table with a girl named Emily. I tell her about the jewelry shop and how I met Madonna and Chris Jericho. She is astounded. I sneak some food from a nearby buffet.

Still at the reunion, I am walking around a lake. The grass hasn't been mowed. I think I see a snake slithering. I walk back to the reunion. Dream ends.

I wake up

The Main Event

Dream 8/2/2017

My sister and I have been invited to travel with a family to Russia. It comes to the day of our departure. I have just received a call from the hospital that I am sick. The doctor doesn't recommend that I travel. He seems a bit irritated with me. I go to my mom's place of business. I don't know what she does for a living.

I talk to her about Russia and she tells me that I shouldn't travel. I adhere to what she says and call the family and my sister to tell them that I cannot go for health reasons.

My mom is having some sort of charity event at her work. She has invited all of the WWE superstars in today for a big conference. A few of my friends and I sit on a table in front of the auditorium. We say hello to each of the superstars. There is one superstar that is about 13 feet tall. Next to him is the Big Show, a 7 ft. tall wrestler. I notice Kane because of his red and black mask. I see the Undertaker. When I see Rey Mysterio, I jump down from the table to greet him. I always thought he was shorter than me, but he is very tall. I say to him, "Rey, I didn't know you were so tall." He chuckles.

When almost all the wrestlers are in the auditorium, the Miz and his wife come strolling up, casually late. I ask the guy next to me what his wife's name is. He can't remember. I yell out, "hey! Miz!" He waves back at me. Dream ends.

I wake up.

Father of The Year

Dream 4/21/2016

I'm visiting my cousin in Illinois.

     I don't leave my room the entire time I am here. On top of the dresser in my room is a sink. I take a bath in it. One day, my dad comes to visit. That same day, my cousin gets the new PS4.5 aka Playstation NEO. It's really small. I have no idea how to fit a CD in it. My dad and I play wrestling. He gets really into it, like he is a kid again. We finish with our gaming and sit back up at the table where everyone else is.

     Out of the blue, my dad says something demeaning to my sisters kid. Everyone around the table is frozen in shock and doesn't know what to say. Somebody asks him why he said what he said. He replies with, "I don't give a damn!" Just like a rotten child would say it.  I look at him and say, "Well, if you ever talk to one of my kids that way, I'm gonna give you a knuckle sandwich right to your jaw." He becomes angry, "what did you say?" he screams across the table. "You better get out of my sight right now or I'm gonna come unglued," he says, not quite making eye contact with me anymore. So I walk out of the house.

     I walk down the path to DJ's house, but he isn't there, he's back at the table with everyone else. I walk to the barn where we did karaoke as kids. I stare down the field, where I learned how to drive a truck. I see mobile home upon mobile home all the way down the field. I think of all the memories I've had with this place. Dream ends.

I wake up

You Can't See Me

Dream 3/16/2016

I think I am on a field trip.

My friend, David, and I prank call the WWE. John Cena is filming a promo. Our call interrupts their shoot. David has the phone. He makes a bunch of weird noises and in the background, I imitate the lost astronaut (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sgc1I9sjfc). The WWE is pissed. Dream ends.

I wake up