The Balloon Has Gone Up

I want to join the military. I join a two-week boot camp. Chad and I travel with the soldiers. We join the battles. My mom comes to visit me and an enemy soldier jumps out and shoots her dead. I am depressed. Chad and I continue with the battles. There is a small helicopter. The pilot asks if I can help him. My job would be to wipe away the dust from the motor while we fly. I tell him, "I am sorry but I'm not experienced with this. you need someone else."

I wake up. 

Couch

I'm at a relative's house. There is an animal crawling around inside the cushions of the couch. Earlier I caught a tiny raccoon the size of a mouse. I placed him inside a glass tube. Someone from the family catches the couch animal. It's either a squirrel or a ferret. They place him inside a large glass tube.

I walk over to my grandma. A cigarette hangs between two fingers as she shuffles through a deck of playing cards. I look down at my tiny trash panda. He lies on his back with his hands and feet stretched out in every direction. I decide to take him outside to get some fresh air.

I wake up.

Other World

I see a tall, skinny woman wearing a nun's habit. She is in a kneeling position levitating four feet above the ground and is slowly rotating. An eerie humming sound comes out of her. As I come closer, I see that her skin is black as coal and her eyes are pitch dark. My heart races and I panic. She is a demon. In my imagination, I see a picture of a person similar to Jesus but with horns and his hair is being pulled back by electricity.

I wake up.

The Republic Of Florida

My family is driving through the new capital of the new Republic of Florida in which Donald Trump is President. Moving through the immaculate city, we look up at the many giant skyscrapers as they are being built by the ironworking cowboys of the sky. A new sense of hope settles within our spirits. We look forward to the things to come.

I wake up

Slime Time

     I'm at the RED LETTER MEDIA headquarters. I've been through a couple of rooms that were full of VHS tapes. I see Jack Packard walking toward me. I ask him, "didn't I see another video store upstairs?" He answers in the affirmative. We walk through other parts of the house. Jack walks his way and I walk mine. 

     I enter a bedroom and lie on the bed. A cat enters the room. Here kitty kitty. The cat jumps and attacks me. I feel its claws dig into my skin. At the same time, I can't stop laughing because of the cat's cuteness. Someone tells me to wave and say hello to the cat and it will like me. I do that and the cat jumps up and attacks again.

     I walk into a room where Jack is standing with Jay Bauman. There is a big glass window and on the other side is a glass shower. Mike Stoklasa is standing in the shower. There are four buttons on our side of the window. Jack hits one and water comes out of the showerhead. I see a button that reads ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? I press the button and suddenly green Nickelodeon slime falls from the ceiling onto Mike Stoklasa's head. 

I wake up

A Quarter 'Til Extinction

My sister and I stop by an elderly couple's house in New York City. I change my clothes. I am upset with my sister for not respecting their home. She tells me that I should ask the couple if I can stay here. We walk outside and see the twin towers off in the distance.

We've received word that a comet is going to hit the planet. Some say it may be an extinction-level event. My family and a few friends meet at a restaurant to decide on a strategy. Our main idea is to get far below ground. My dad remembers a hatch at a golf course. He thought it went down far but he then says that he heard people down there. I suggest that maybe it was a tunnel system for the course with each hatch going to each hole.

At the end of the discussion, a family friend unveils her secret. she leads us to a staircase that leads far down into the earth. A group of bad kids follows us. The safety person from my work gets mad at us for violating OSHA guidelines. We scatter. The bad kids follow me home and attack me.

I wake up

All Along The Watchtower

Dream 2.16.2018

I am working as a wrestler and writer for the WWE. A match in which I am appearing is about to begin. As I am cutting a promo with Triple H, I forget my lines. I run to the sheet of paper and nervously shuffle through the pages to find what I am supposed to say. It is obvious to the crowd that I've messed up. The match is about to begin. It's a three on three tag team match. Someone takes my place. I'm not upset about this. I need a break. I leave the show with Stephanie McMahon. We drive to a nearby grocery store. Later on, I think to pitch an idea to the company for a match. Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Shane McMahon. In my mind, this could be the biggest match in history.

The WWE is also The Honor Academy. The two are one and the same. All the interns climb a tower. I follow. It is many steps to the top. When I arrive, I see Vince McMahon in his office. He yells at me for not being in the right place. I walk to the center of the tower where dozens of interns are eating lunch. I grab a seat by my friend Derek. The table is a large, round table in a circular room. One couldn't easily talk to the person directly in front of them without talking loudly. Harrison Ford is in the opposite seat on the other side of the table. He is angry and yelling at the interns. I feel an air of status from him as if he is tired of these low life interns taking up his oxygen. He yells at the interns to be quiet as he walks into an office with big, open windows. I overhear his conversation as he picks up the phone. He says to the person on the other line, "yes, let me read what it says in this magazine and you see if it matches." I have a feeling that he is working on WWE business.

Derek and I finish our lunch. As he walks down the tower steps, I walk over to where Harrison is sitting. He along with many interns is watching the World Series on a TV mounted on the wall. I sit there as well, two seats away from the celebrity. He yells at the interns again. I notice that the interns are all wearing backward hats while I am wearing mine forward.

I walk down the steps of the tower and realize that the trip down was faster than the one up. I meet a girl who was an intern at the HA but I cannot remember her name. She has blonde hair and is shorter than me. She and I walk and talk. We mosey over to a rollercoaster that isn't supposed to be running but some interns have turned it on. As we watch the rollercoaster and some other rides, I tell her about a dream I once had (Chills and Thrills). I start to like this girl. As we walk in a parking garage, I notice someone taking my cat, Tandy, away. I take him back. I have to send him home to Indiana because he is no longer allowed here. I lose the blonde girl. We become disconnected. I don't know her name. I remember, however, that she returned a book with a yellow cover. I walk to the top of the tower where she returned it. I find it and look. Her name is inscribed on the first page.

I wake up.

The Island of Horrors

I've bought a ticket for the Titanic. While on the ship, I grab onto an airplane and ride it up to the sky. I let go and freefall to earth. Before I hit the ground, I type into the computer /home. When I type this, I appear back on the Titanic. I freefall from the airplane several times and then reappear on the giant ocean liner. I call my sister to tell her about how good it feels to fall from the sky at such an incredible speed.

The ship starts to sink. Everyone panics. The passengers get dropped off at a location. I stay on board. I suggest that we search for land so that we can live in a cave. The captain finds land. It's a large island. The ship can only transport a handful of passengers at a time.

On the island, they are building giant buildings to house everyone from the ship. I explore. I find my assigned room. There is a girl with short, blonde hair in the room. She is a friend. The rest of our roommates have yet to arrive.

I walk with my friends around the island. My friend Jose points at an area of water near the coast and tells me to never swim there because the tide is too strong. He tells me about one of the passengers who ventured to that area and they found him with a slit throat.

I see a light in the sky. It can't be an airplane because the year is 1912. I take out my smartphone and zoom into the light so I can take a picture. While zoomed in, I see another island with people living on it. I zoom in and see a few people sitting at a pub. I become scared when one of the people turns and looks right at me. I am miles away. They can't possibly see me with human eyes.

I move the camera around and look at other areas of the island. I see a hideous humanoid creature peaking its head over a hill. He is looking right at me. The creature begins running toward us. We scatter in fear. I run to my room and hide. The creature is at my door. I lock it and hold it closed. I look behind me, there is nothing. I look back at the door. I look behind me again, there is nothing. When I look back at the door, there are two people pointing toward the door. The door swings open and the demon stands before me.

Demons chase the passengers throughout the island. Most are killed. One demon has stilts for arms. I learn a truth. If you don't look the demon in the eyes, they cannot hurt you. I walk through the town that we built. I see no one. I walk over to an area where the demons and their minions are waiting for me. I look at the ground as I approach. They taunt me but never hurt me. I knight appears within the meeting place. He is pure white. The demons fear him.

I wake up

Terror In The Towers

I'm at the top of one of the WTC towers. Most people have evacuated due to a plane crashing into the building. I still see a young woman sitting at a table and one or two others roaming about. A helicopter drops a terrorist into the building. We play a game of cat and mouse for a bit. I become anxious when the terrorist is near the young woman sitting at the table. The first time, he doesn't see her but when he is near her again, I know that he sees her. I yell at him to draw his attention to me. We fight with guns. I have a pistol. I shoot him.

When the terrorist is dead and no one else is around. I plan to make my way to ground level. I open two doors and find a room full of terrorists. I grab a machine gun and mow them down but many of them aren't affected by the bullets. One man leads me on a chase through the upper hallways and offices of the tower. He has a small bird. I shoot at the bird but cannot hit it. The terrorist mocks me for missing.

We have seventy minutes before the tower collapses. My friend, an older gentleman starts down the stairs. 100+ stories. We finally make it to the bottom level with 12 minutes left until demolition. The man says that he needs to go to the gift shop and get some new clothes because he doesn't want to meet my family looking the way he does. We go down a set of stairs to the gift shop. Many others are shopping. In an instant, the whole world begins to shake. I find a door that leads into an underground chamber. Many others and I run into it. We see the ceiling of the chamber sink in. We keep running through chambers until we make it outside. I find my family.

I wake up

Shake Junt

My friend Adam and I visit a strip club. This club is unique as it's set up like an amusement park. There are several buildings with several different experiences. As we enter the front gate, an employee tells us that we need to open the red door for the water slides. I bypass the red door. I walk away from the crowd to a quiet area where I find some bathrooms. I enter a stall and change my clothes. I grab my wallet and count my money. How much does a lap dance cost? I organize my bills from 1$ to 100$. I notice that I have a 3$ bill. I'm not as shocked as I should be. I exit the bathroom.

I head toward the main building but end up in a dark park. There are scantily clad women walking around, but it's not what I expected. There are two buildings in the park. On each wall of the buildings are several mirrors. I figure that they are double-sided mirrors, and if I put my face close enough, I will see a naked woman on the other side. As I do so, a voice tells me that I shouldn't. I do, anyway. On the other side of the mirrors are naked men and women, but they are not entertaining. They are in time out. That's when someone explains to me that this park is a prison for those who misbehave at the strip club. I exit the park.

I walk toward the main building, the place where I will finally see the beautiful female figure dancing just for me. Adam and I step inside an auditorium where crowds are cheering and jumping up and down. On stage is a man stripping. Around him are several naked women. We find our seats. Adam disappears briefly. I spot him two rows in front of me. He looks back at me with a laughing smile. Right then, a man falls into the chair next to me. He is drunk as a skunk and cannot hold himself up. He looks at me and tries to talk but fails. He keeps falling over. He disappears briefly and shows up again in the same seat.

I exit the theater. Outside in the main corridor, I find a staircase leading up. A few men are being led up the stairs by beautiful, half-naked women. I assume this is where the lap dances occur. I walk up. When I reach the top, I see several rooms. I walk into one. I see a beautiful, long-haired Asian woman. She offers me a dance. I accept. She dances on me, taking her clothes off as she does it. She is so beautiful. I used to think that you couldn't touch the dancers, but we are skin to skin all over. She puts her crotch in my face. I am tempted to taste her, but I control myself. Instead, I use my sense of smell and take her in, all of her. She is so beautiful.

I walk downstairs and look for Adam. I can't find him anywhere. Just then, a voice or thought tells me that he misbehaved and is now in the dark park. I drive a car over to the park. I see him and his cousin sitting at a table chained down. I tell the employee that they are with me, and she releases them.

I walk around the main building exploring. I find many other areas with things to do. This is the most elaborate strip club I've seen. The lobby I am in is vast, three stories high at least. I traverse another set of stairs. They lead me to a large square room where scales are lining the edges. In front of the scales are pictures of the strippers. The customer must step on the scale for the girl he wants. Then, when all the scales are full, the girls will come out for you. I look for the picture of the Asian girl that I recently experienced, but I don't see her.

Out in the lobby, I watch a vertical flatscreen on a building column. It tells of famous people who are planning to visit the club. I see Tim Pool, the political news commentator is supposed to attend. It shows his picture. He looks much different than the last time I saw him. He has gained a lot of weight and now has a mullet. I hear Tim's voice but not from the screen. I look around and see him. I say his name, and he turns to me. I tell him that I am such a big fan of his. He is excited to meet me.

I walk up a set of stairs that lead to the living quarters for the strippers. A group of men is watching a video and laughing about it. I snoop around. I hear water running. I walk over to the showers. There I find a stripper cleaning herself. I try to catch a glimpse, but I don't want to be caught. For a moment, I see her beautiful naked body. I walk to where the strippers keep their clothes. It's set up like a retail store with clothes on hangers on racks. Some garments haven't been washed. I find a pair of panties on the floor. They are wet. I smell them deeply. It's a pleasant smell.

I exit the living quarters and return to the scale room. When each session is finished, they change the photos, and new strippers come out. I walk downstairs and encounter another celebrity, Jordan Peterson. I greet him. We talk for a moment. He has so much wisdom, I don't know what he is saying half the time. He walks up to the scale room. I head my own way. I come to learn a bit of information that I should've already known. My dad owns this strip club. This excites me as it gives me individual liberties that a typical customer would not have. I meet my dad at the front desk. He gets me a job at the club. The person at the front desk hands me a set of clothes. Black pants, shirt, and vest. I put them on and walk around the place like I am special. Later on, while walking on the rooftop, I ask my dad, "Can I be a writer? Because the porn films that this place produces are terribly written."

I wake up

Red Door

I have left my job at Westrock to go back to school. I study banking and when I am done, I travel to my dad's work to offer my services. It's been a while since I've seen him last. He's gained weight and no longer is he donning stylish jeans but rather baggy farmers clothes. I am happy to see him. We hug and I tell him that I'm looking for a job. He gladly offers me one. I will be his recycling company's newest banker.

I explore my new workplace. I find myself on the rooftop opposite my work. The roof has a bridge that leads to the next building. I cross it. I enter a corridor that leads to one red door. There is a screen in which many words are flashing at random. At one point the screen spells "potato chip." It's revealed to my mind that this is a place where the rich and famous mingle. The screen is now telling me the exit the premises. I do so.

I wake up

White Wedding

My sister is getting married, and I am in the wedding. We stay at a hotel the night before the big day. My dad and his side of the family is staying at the same hotel but are not there yet. Something I do causes the electricity in the building to go out. My dad arrives at that time. The person at the front desk cannot give them a room because of the lack of electricity. My dad and the rest of the family must travel back to their homes. I can sense my dad's anger with me.

The next day, we travel to a picturesque town where the wedding is taking place. On a bridge over a river is a giant banner with my sister and her fiance's face on it. Half of the placard has fallen into the water. It's the half that shows my sister's face.

At the wedding hall, I am getting dressed in my suit. My mom's side of the family arrives. I see my recently deceased grandma with them. I am in shock, but I find out that they hired someone to play my grandma for the day. Once I talk to my fake grandma, I can tell that it's someone else. She sounds like her, but her look is not the same.

I wake up

Car Trouble

I'm at Liberty Christian High School. I have a feeling that I need to chop down a telephone pole in the parking lot. I take my ax and chop away. When I get halfway there, I look up and notice the electric wires. I worry that I've made a mistake. I run inside the building and pretend that I didn't do anything. I hope that the pole falls over during the weekend when no one is here.

I walk out to my vehicle. I control the car behind me with remote control. I try to drive both automobiles at the same time to the backlot. I accidentally crash the back vehicle into a fence. It's severely damaged. I become angry and start tearing up the soft top on my Jeep. After the rage ends, I become overwhelmed with the knowledge that the damage will cost $1500. My mom picks me up. I tell her everything. She consoles me.

I wake up

A Close Call

     A Jewish family lives in a small house. Local Muslims have found out where they live and have come to slaughter them. They lock the doors. The Muslims bang on the doors. The father of the house goes downstairs. The Muslims follow on the outside. They close all doors and windows. When the Muslims finally give up and leave, the family goes to the beach.

I wake up

The Predator Outside The Door

     I'm hanging out with Ian from the Youtube channel idubbbzTV. His bedroom has a large bed and a ball pit. We walk out to where my extended family is gathering. The family takes a stroll outside. Suddenly, a wolf shows up to the party. The family panics. All throughout the front yard is a maze of gates and kennels. I start throwing rocks toward the inside of the labyrinth. The wolf hears the noise and races toward it. My family runs for the house. I keep throwing rocks away from them to steer clear the wolf. We make it inside.

     The house is divided into two sections. Like a duplex. The wolf is outside the door. A young girl opens the door and runs laughing as she goes. I think she sees this as a game of tag or chase. The wolf is distracted by me standing at the door, calling for the girl to come back. She comes back, but as she opens the door to this side of the house, she accidentally opens the entrance to the other part of the house where my cat, Tandy, resides. I immediately run into the other house and see Tandy in the wolf's mouth. I start raging against the wolf, and he lets the cat free.

     I return to the gathering. I need to call my cousin, who lives in another state. Because of electricity issues, I have to use an old, WW3 walkie talkie. I try to call but have trouble contacting her.

I wake up

Something Is Wrong With Her Face

People are ecstatic. Oprah is coming to our building. I know beforehand that something is wrong with her. In fact, I am afraid to look at her face. Oprah arrives and walks up onto the stage in the auditorium. I am walking the halls around the auditorium, but I can see her through windows and openings. Something is wrong with her face. Every time I look, it becomes more and more contorted.

I walk away from the gathering and toward the end of the building, which is a castle. My sister, Morgan, appears. We need to fight an evil queen that resides up a set of concrete stairs. We enter the queen's throne room. I have been here once before, but Morgan has not. To me, the queens' appearance is frightening. She appears as a nine-foot, purple dragon with a tail. Standing next to her is a ghost of herself. To Morgan, the queen seems reasonable. I assume that every time one sets their eyes on the queen, she changes and deteriorates into something more sinister.

We don't end up fighting the dragon but instead talk to her. We leave the throne room and head toward the auditorium. We stop in a storage room where our friends are hiding. Everyone sits around a white table. We are the only ones who see something wrong with Oprah's face. 

I wake up

The Heat

I'm in Africa. Some family members and friends have traveled with me. I am told of a group of people who are desperate to come here.  They travel 100 miles on foot through lava canyons. I see the trail of magma and canyons that lead away. We start to move the path. A few miles on, the walls of the canyons block the sun, and Molton rock begins to appear more and more. We turn back. I wonder how these people travel through lava. How is it possible? We eventually make it through. The halfway point is a lovely building with chairs and vending machines. It's out of place. But it gives me hope.

We make it to the end. There is an indoor swimming pool full of lava. Lying across the pool are several inflatable logs. The people here play a game. One person sits at each end of the trunk. They try not to fall into the hot magma below.

We play the game.

I watch as my friend's dad sits at one side. He puts forth a valiant effort but eventually falls. He quickly pulls himself out, but it's too late. Lava covers his body, melting him alive. He reaches out for help. There is none. Later, we are all on the logs. I drop something into the fire and reach in to grab it. It isn't as hot as I thought. Many of us touch the firewater. We are not harmed.

I wake up

Swizzy

I'm in a hotel room. My family's here as well. Some of them are drunk. Our room is connected by a door to another hotel room where guests are staying. My sister, Kristen, has had too much to drink and is not making sense. She hears the strangers in the next room talking. She walks over to the connecting door and yells to them, "go tomorrow!" Her statement makes no sense. The rest of us laugh.

My sister, Morgan, has had a few drinks as well. She's buzzed. She tells me that the movie theater downstairs is playing a free movie for anyone who wants to see it. Morgan and I go downstairs to see the film. The theater is crowded, as is the case whenever something is free. The movie begins. The production company logo comes onto the screen. I notice the words JOY and PRAISE in the title. Morgan asks, "Is this a Christian movie?" Just then, a picture of Jesus appears on the screen. I turn around, and most of the people are leaving. Morgan and I go too, not because we don't love Jesus or Christianity but because our opinions of Christian movies are poor.

We walk down a sidewalk through city streets. Morgan is drunk by this point. She goes back to the hotel room, and I keep walking. I come across a store that sells electronics. I walk inside and look at the CDs and headphones. I want Bluetooth earbuds, but I check the price, and they are $4000.00.

I wake up

The Hitchhiker's Guide To Romance

I'm hitchhiking through Georgetown, Indiana. I catch a ride from a stranger on a motorcycle. We're driving by the McDonald's, Circle K, and Gas n' Stuff when the driver jams on his brakes. He stops next to a food cart that is run by my high school history teacher. He sells burgers, hot dogs, and sausages. A second person sets up a food cart next to my teacher and sells drinks.

The man on the motorcycle takes me back from where I came. He drops me off at a woman's house. When I get inside, I lie on the woman's bed as she starts a video on physics or chemistry. One of the sciences. She is my tutor. We lie on the bed together, watching the video. I become bored and look over at her. Her eyes are still on the screen. I reach over and place my hand on her leg. I softly start to caress her. She realizes my hand and looks into my eyes. I look into her's. It's usually a feat of endurance for me to make eye contact, and this is no exception. My brain is telling me to look away, but I'm trying hard not to. She grabs the remote and says, "yea, we're done with this." She turns off the television. 

I wake up

Sliding Away

I'm part of an internship called The Honor Academy. Today we have traveled to a large field with a 32 story slide. The interns slide down the massive structure. I take my turn. The ride is thrilling and fast.

I'm standing out in the field with a group of friends when I notice a sliding intern flying from the ride. Their body imitates a ragdoll as it falls through the air and crashes hard into the ground. Before our eyes, bodies of interns fly through the air and land in different parts of the field. I run to the nearby woods and hide behind trees avoiding the out of control bodies.

When the falling stops, we the living run to the opposite corner of the field where there is a door. The door lets us out.

I wake up