Dizzy

Dream 9.16.2018

I find myself inside a supermarket, shopping for clothes. I fill a cart and head for the registers. The line is long, and I don't have the patience to wait. I quickly return the clothing items to where I found them. When exiting the store, I notice that the line of shoppers is no longer there. I run back and grab all the items from before. At this time, the store is closing. I hide under a bush so the employees won't see me. Before long, I am spotted and made to leave.

Next door is Israel, the country. Although I cannot see him, Ben Shapiro is nearby. His voice can be heard. I jump the fence to what I think is Israel, but it is really America. I travel state to state in this one-acre lot. Later, a woman asks me where I've been. I name the list of states in which I've traveled.

I am in a new place. Joe, Q, Murr, and Sal from Impractical Jokers are here with me. Sal is a bird, so I place him into a birdhouse. Somehow, the house catches on fire. I pull him out, and he is burnt to a crisp. Dead. The other Jokers find out. I recommend that we grow another Sal. Dream ends.

I wake up

Rupert

Dream 2-16-14

My friends and I drive to The Incredible Pizza Company to have an evening of fun. The place is packed with people. We don't stay. We leave.

A couple days later, I am at a friends house. He has a small, pet bird. I have my cat, Rupert, with me. My cat chases after the bird and eats it. My friend is furious beyond words. He stabs Rupert with a knife. I take the cat and run.

I run back to The Incredible Pizza Company. There is barely anyone here. Many of the games that were there earlier are now gone. I can't very well hide here so I get back into my car and drive off. I drive down the road trying to find my way home. I don't know if Rupert is going to survive his injuries.

I see red and blue flashing lights turn on behind me. I pull over. Three men get out of the car and approach mine. One of the men immediately ask me to get out of the car. I ask to see their credentials. They get angry with me and demand I exit the vehicle. I know something isn't right. I ask them if they want to see the kidney transplant scar on my left side. They do. I show them. They find it cool. I ask them if they would like to see the bigger scar on my right side. They're excited. I tell them that It would be easier for me to show them if they were on the passenger side of the vehicle. They begin to walk around. As they do, I shift the car into drive and get out of there. They don't attempt to chase me. Dream ends.

I wake up.