Shake Junt

    Within the pulsating heart of the city, my friend Adam and I found ourselves drawn to a peculiar strip club—a place unlike any other. Its very essence reverberated with an amusement park's whimsical allure, a carnival of tantalizing desires. Multiple buildings stood before us, each promising a distinct experience, a unique passage into a world of sensual indulgence.

    As we crossed the threshold, an employee's voice pierced through the cacophony, directing our attention to a red door—an invitation to embark upon the water slides of this erotic wonderland. But my curiosity, mingled with a hint of rebellion, led me astray. Ignoring the beckoning call, I ventured away from the teeming crowd, seeking solace within a quiet enclave.

    Finding respite in the hallowed sanctuary of the restroom, I shed my mundane attire, replacing it with garments more befitting this enticing realm. With wallet in hand, I meticulously counted my funds, pondering the cost of a seductive lap dance. Sorting my bills from humble ones to extravagant hundreds, my eyes fell upon an unexpected denomination—a three-dollar bill. Its peculiarity failed to strike me as profoundly as it should, for within this beguiling domain, even the fabric of currency seemed to warp with curious intent. With a nonchalant shrug, I departed the lavatory, prepared to seize the pleasures that awaited.

    Navigating through the labyrinthine corridors, my path led me astray, veering me into a darkened park. The air grew heavy with a palpable anticipation, as scantily clad women wandered the grounds. Yet, the scene unfolding before my eyes diverged from the expected. Two enigmatic buildings loomed, their walls adorned with an array of mirrors. A sinister inkling ignited within me, whispering that these reflective surfaces concealed voyeuristic delights. Succumbing to temptation, I pressed my face against the glass, peering through the veil of mystery.

    But a voice, a warning from the depths of my conscience, cautioned against such indulgence. Ignoring the admonishment, I pressed on, my eyes meeting a twisted tableau beyond imagination. Naked men and women stood frozen, locked within a purgatorial realm of punishment—a prison for those who dared misbehave within the strip club's tantalizing grasp. Bewilderment and fascination intertwined as the truth unfurled before me, casting a dark shadow upon the façade of sensual ecstasy.

    Retreating from the park's haunting embrace, I resumed my pursuit of the main building, my heart aflutter with the promise of witnessing the graceful undulations of the female form, a private performance meant solely for my eyes. Side by side with Adam, we entered an auditorium ablaze with fervor, where a stripping man commanded the stage. Adorned by a chorus of naked women, he captivated the frenzied crowd. Seeking solace in our designated seats, I cast a glance at Adam, his laughter echoing through the air, hinting at secrets untold.

    In a disorienting twist of fate, an inebriated figure collapsed into the seat beside me, teetering on the precipice of consciousness. His words slurred, attempts at conversation futile. The man vanished briefly, only to reappear in the same location, trapped in an inescapable loop of inebriation. Filled with a strange mix of sympathy and unease, I departed the theater, leaving behind the carnival of hedonistic frenzy.

    Stepping into the main corridor, a staircase beckoned, promising clandestine encounters and intimate connections. Led by alluring sirens, a select group of men ascended the steps, their destination veiled in anticipation. My curiosity piqued, I followed suit, ascending to a realm where desires found physical manifestation. Room after room stretched before me, a tableau of intimate escapades. And there, in a realm of pulsating music and dimly lit allure, stood a vision—an enchanting Asian beauty with cascading tresses. The temptation proved irresistible, and I succumbed to her rhythmic dance, our bodies intertwining in an intimate pas de deux. She shed her garments, revealing her ethereal form, enticing my senses to drink in her essence. And as temptation gnawed at the edges of restraint, I resisted the forbidden, allowing the symphony of scent and touch to consume me in its mesmerizing thrall.

    Having savored the intoxicating taste of pleasure, I descended from the heights, seeking Adam in the labyrinthine recesses of the strip club's expanse. Yet, an ominous voice, a prescient thought, echoed through my mind—Adam's transgressions had exiled him to the dark park, a realm of shadows and consequences. Determined to reclaim my comrade, I ventured forth, driving a path through the murky night until I located him and his cousin, shackled and confined. Persuading the employee of their shared connection, I secured their release, unearthing a glimmer of salvation in this world of unbridled temptation.

    Wandering through the expansive corridors of the main building, I marveled at the strip club's intricate design, each area offering its own brand of illicit amusement. The lobby, vast and towering, stood as a testament to the depths of desire and the heights of indulgence. Ascending yet another set of stairs, I arrived in a colossal square chamber, its periphery adorned with scales, each one poised to bear the weight of eager souls yearning for a specific temptress. Yet, as I scanned the collection of photographs, my gaze failed to alight upon the visage of the bewitching Asian enchantress who had enraptured my senses mere moments ago.

    Lost in contemplation, I found myself transfixed by a vertical flatscreen embedded within a building column. Its mesmerizing glow heralded the imminent arrival of renowned figures, including Tim Pool, a political commentator whose presence at this sensual carnival seemed incongruous. Observing his altered appearance, a burgeoning desire to meet the enigmatic figure welled within me. And so, I spoke his name into the air, and to my astonishment, his gaze met mine. A serendipitous encounter ensued, mingling admiration and excitement.

    Driven by curiosity's relentless pull, I ascended another flight of stairs, ushered into the private quarters reserved for the illustrious strippers. Amidst the laughter and camaraderie of a group of men, I surreptitiously explored my surroundings, drawn toward the faint sound of running water. My steps guided me to a shower, where a voluptuous dancer attended to her ablutions. Temptation flirted with exposure as I caught glimpses of her naked form, my eyes tracing contours bathed in rivulets of cascading liquid. Lured by my baser instincts, I ventured further, to the clothes repository—a retail-like haven of garments on hangers. Among the discarded attire, a pair of moist panties lay abandoned on the floor. Intrigued, I succumbed to a forbidden temptation, allowing their scent to fill my senses, a heady elixir of arousal.

    Returning from the depths of sensual exploration, I wandered through the lobby once more, my eyes fixated on a vertical flatscreen, its tales of illustrious guests captivating my attention. Jordan Peterson, a sage of wisdom, crossed my path, his profound insights escaping comprehension as swiftly as they were uttered. Briefly exchanging words, our encounter left me bewildered yet enriched. He ascended the stairs toward the scale room, and I charted my own path, an unexpected revelation coursing through my veins.

    The ultimate truth unfurled before me, revealing the proprietorship of this sprawling domain—my very own father held the reins of this titillating realm. A surge of exhilaration ignited my soul, promising liberties beyond those granted to ordinary patrons. A job awaited me, a ticket to revel in the clandestine machinations that orchestrated this captivating tapestry of flesh and desire. Donning the garments bestowed upon me, a cloak of privilege and access, I navigated the premises, anointed with a sense of distinction.

    In the twilight hours, atop the rooftop that crowned this lascivious kingdom, I approached my father, the architect of fantasies. Words, heavy with meaning, escaped my lips, carrying a longing for a different creative pursuit. "Can I be a writer?" I queried, basking in the glow of possibilities. "For the scripts that grace the screens of this establishment, they yearn for a masterful hand, a writer who can breathe life into their tales of seduction."

    And as the night wore on, the tantalizing dance of desire continued, within the confines of a strip club that transcended conventions, weaving a tapestry of wanton pleasures and secret longings—a sanctuary where the ordinary morphed into the extraordinary, beckoning all who dared to venture into the enigmatic realm of shadow and illumination.

I wake up

Miscellaneous #4

Dream 12.21.2017

I'm in my cousin's bedroom in Sandoval, Illinois. Two girls are with me. I am watching internet videos. The girls warn me not to watch a certain video. It shows a lady turning into a bunny. Her face becomes so grotesque. So deformed. It is haunting. I watch it and become terrified.

I'm in a race. Sort of like Mario Kart. My friend Adam and I find a shortcut in the track. In the shortcut, we find treasure. I don't think we win the race.

I sought counsel from a life coach when I was in the 6th grade. I had a kidney transplant at that time. The 6th grade comes after 5th. That was a long time ago. Longer than I had thought.

I am in another race. I am driving a car that looks like Doc Brown from Back To The Future. My car has the ability to fly. The track is not clear cut. I have trouble figuring out where to go. I definitely don't win this race.

My friend's mom is the coach of the soccer team. She asks me to retrieve a soccer ball that got stuck in the net. The net is 20 - 30 feet high. The ball is stuck at the very top. Piece of cake. I start to climb but as I get higher, I become scared. I don't retrieve the ball. I ponder buying a new soccer ball for the team since I wimped out.

I am walking through my home. It is dark. It is night. I am alone. I look over toward the kitchen. On the microwave is a book about Resurrection Mary, the ghost that is seen around the city of Chicago. I become terrified just knowing that the book is in my house. I try to not think about it. I walk into the kitchen looking for a half-eaten bag of Chex Mix. I find it on top of the microwave, next to the book. Dream ends.

I wake up

A Matter of Time

Dream 9/11/2017

I've traveled back in time. I don't know how or why. I end up at my high school. In the gymnasium, the school body is having a pep rally. On the gym floor, three or four different teams of dancers are performing.

I walk into the dancers, trying to find a microphone. Once the dance is done, I finally find one. I grab the attention of the school. Silence befalls the gym. I tell them that I am a time traveler and that there are a few things they need to know. I tell them about September 11 and the terrorist attack. After I tell them this, I wonder what day I've come back into time. I ask the person next to me what the date is. She tells me that it is the year 2002. Ok so, 9/11 already happened. What else can I tell them.

I begin telling them a personal story of a boy that goes to this school. In 2005, he will drown. I want so bad to prevent this from happening. While telling of this tragedy, the school becomes very quiet. The boy whom I speak of is sitting in the bleachers. I finish my time travel speech. I go to my locker and grab a bunch of time travel items and then leave the school.

When I drive away, it is night. I don't know where I am going. I find myself on country roads. Off in the distance, I can see lights from a town. I head that way. I drive down the streets of this small town. I see a shop called, "The Witches Brew." My mom is now with me. We drive on a track that leads us into an old building. It is an attraction. Like a theme park ride. Many cars are behind us on the ride as well. We drive through the old building and finally exit.

My mom and I stand in line on a street. I don't know what the line is for. In my hands is a soda bottle. I throw it. Unfortunately, it hits a boy in my sister's class named Wes. He is very angry. He walks up and down the line of people, trying to find out who threw the bottle. I am drinking Diet Coke. At this time, a cop is taking my fingerprints. I don't know why. I haven't committed a crime. Wes walks over and looks at the fingerprint page. He says, "looks like the same handwriting." What? Did I write on the bottle? How would my handwriting give me away?

I look around me. The line of people is gone. I stand in the dimly lit street and feel alone. I don't think I have ever felt a part of anything. I just have the hardest time connecting with people. I walk down the street with no real intentions. No clear direction. I look into the windows of shops and restaurants, watching the smiling people live their lives. Dream ends.

I wake up 

Sex and Things

Dream 3/22/2015

My family and me are walking through a store before church.

     We get into a disagreement. They say something like you don't deserve to go to church. They leave me at the store. I tell the cashier that my family left me and then I leave myself.

     I go down to a camp. It's mixed genders and ages. I start dating three girls at the same time. One I think is brunette, another is tall and has red hair, a bit on the quirky side. The last one has dark, blonde hair, she defines the word 'sexy.' Beautiful, she moves slow and cool like a wild cat on a hunt.

     I walk into one of the cabin bedrooms and there she is waiting for me. The blonde lies on the bed naked. Her bare breasts staring back at me, her bottom half covered up by the blanket. I crawl into bed with her. We kiss. We do things that you're not allowed to do at camp.

     Later that day, the leadership of the camp is in an uproar at how all the campers are having sex with each other. They hold a meeting at the cafeteria. I pass my old friend Adam on the way. He very proudly says he convinced them of just giving him fifteen minutes in detention. Once I get into the cafeteria, I find my lawyer, a thirteen year old kid. I ask him where we can meet. He says at the flower shop. Dream ends.

I wake up.