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A Dream From My Past

I'm back at my old high school. Tonight there is an event out in the parking lot. Hundreds of people are in attendance.

I am friends with Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, the Columbine shooters. They escaped that shooting with their identities in tact. Nobody knows they did it. As Eric, Dylan, a bunch of guys and I walk into the school, I tell Eric I liked his white t-shirt and black pants.. He immediately shooshes me. "Nobody knows," he says.

Later on, outside, when hundreds are gathered in one place, Eric and Dylan light a fuse that quickly travels around the parking lot toward the large crowd. BOOM! As soon as the bomb goes off, Eric and Dylan start shooting. I run inside the school and head toward the opposite side exit doors. I run out of the building and see a police car. I stop him and jump in. I tell him what's going on, who is involved. I tell him that 81 people were killed. He drives off, away from the scene of the crime. Dream ends.

I wake up

Sleepover

Dream 12/22/2016

I'm at a sleepover at my friend Aaron's house. Around ten other guys are there as well.

Most of the night we hang out in his room playing video games. I wake up the next morning and the room is empty, I can tell that everyone is in the living room. I get up and join them. They are playing Pokemon, the video game. They constantly switch turns with each other. There is a Japanese boy on the couch next to me trying to hold my hand. I don't know who he is.

While we're playing, I look out the window and realize that I parked my Jeep too much in the road and I'm afraid that someone will hit it. I head back to the bedroom to find my clothes. I search for an hour for my brown cargo pants and my gray t-shirt, but am unable to find them. Eventually I give up and go outside with the clothes I have on. I walk up to a red Jeep but it is not mine. I start walking back to the house and Aaron's sister and her friend tell me that they towed my Jeep because I did not have the required neck brace for the vehicle. I shoot out a few expletives and head back inside.

Aaron's mom is giving us all rides home. "You're gonna drive me all the way to my house?" I ask. She says that she will, that it's only five miles away. Everyone laughs. Shes mistaken. That's my old house, now I live two hours away, but I don't tell her that. We get into the van. It's packed with everyone inside. Aaron can't fit, so he hangs on to the outside. As his mom gets the car up to high speeds, Aaron can no longer hang on and he falls off, his face slams against the ground. As we speed off, I feel like I can see him get up, but it's very far away, I could be wrong.

As we ride in the van, I start singing "Maybe This Christmas" and Josh, the boy next to me, starts to sing the harmony parts. Dream ends.

I wake up

Family Guy

Dream 12/15/2016

I'm in a large room with Seth Macfarlane. He's drawing characters from Family Guy for a future episode. Some are drawn and some are claymation. I tell him that I've always thought Lois Griffin was hot.

It's time for voice recording for the episode. A guy in a tinted window gives Seth the go ahead. He starts. I can't make even the slightest peep. A girl walks into the room abruptly and realizes shes in the wrong room and walks back out. Seth gives me a look of annoyance. I return it. Dream ends.

I wake up

Cult Fiction II

Dream 12/8/2016

My sister works for a secretive, cult-like company that produces books. We plan on breaking in and stealing things. If we get caught by the security guards, the rule is if we hand him a book, then he has to let us go. Before we leave, her friend comes home from the cult with a ton of cocaine. My sister tries to perform a quick intervention. All the while, "Give Me Novocaine" by Green Day plays in the background.

We finally make it to the building, but in the end all we take is some bottled water from a vending machine. Dream ends.

I wake up

Boogeyman

A Dream From My Past

Eerie noises are coming from the bedroom closet. The kids are trembling under their sheets. Suddenly, something comes from the closet and snatches the children and drags them into the darkness.

My brother-in-law and I chase them down. We discover a world behind my closet. We walk into places where we should not be. We run into a giant with strange, glowing eyes. He looks like Sid Vicious from WWE. Camera crews and reporters follow him. He talks about kids. I pull a loaded gun and shoot him. It doesn't effect him. He tells us that we're not allowed back here anymore.

We stop by the front desk. The secretary asks if we are gay or equal partners. I tell her I'm not gay. I ask her what she thinks a woman is. She says if she wants to be a woman she must become a witch. Dream ends.

I wake up

Cheap Amusements

A Dream From My Past

I'm walking through an abandoned amusement park. I enter a store, which looks like it's been decorated by the elderly. Ugly wallpaper hangs on the walls, the shelves of the store are pretty vacant.

I look out the window and see a few police officers heading toward the front door. The officer in front is Rick Grimes. They come in to chill for a bit.

Birds are flying around the ceiling of the shop. One bird somehow gets trapped in my shirt, is frantically trying to escape. Rick comes over and gives me a hand, helps free the bird. Dream ends.

I wake up